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Azab gler bler fon aq rosak 2,3 mggu lpas..Hok 2 aq x kisah aner..Tp hk wt aq bengang bler charge nk repair fon aq 2 smpai 100 lebih.Bengang gler wOo!!!Law bleh nk jer aq belasah budak pomen 2(tp apkn daya..he3x..)...Pdhl caj sbnar aq kira x smpai pn RM50.Aq kesian kt ayah aq coz dye yg tlong byrkn.Bodoh pnye pomen..!!Dasar anak bangla...Stupid idotic!!!

one day at batu 6

TV NEWS CRAWL: TERENGGANU TO PROMOTE BATIK IN SPAIN, FRANCE & ITALY
ESTABLISHING SHOT OF BATU 6 MARKET, LATE AFTERNOON
ZOOM IN, TO A KUIH STALL
MOK NOH AN ELDERY WOMAN WITH LOTS OF BANGLES ON HER ARMS AND HEAVY SUBANG BUNG EARRINGS IS SHOWN POINTING TO TEPUNG PELITA AND SEKKUT SAGU
SEMEK, A MUCH YOUNGER WOMAN ENTERS THE FRAME FROM LEFT, APPROACHES THE OLDER WOMAN AND TAPS ON HER SHOULDER
MOK NOH (STARTLED):Cokek kerepek sagu..sagu alah sagu, eh!
SEMEK : Banyok beli kuih ni Mok Noh. Nok bekwah ke?
MOK NOH: Dak eh. Cucu cucu balik!
SEMEK: Ya lah. Le ning tutup sekoloh kang.
MOK NOH: Nok beli tepung pelita jugok ke Mek?
SEMEK: Dak. Nak cari ruti paung.
MOK NOH:Mung ngidang pulok ke Mek?
SEMEK:Dak eh. Semang derumoh tu tak sedap mulut. Nak makang roti paung malang ning.
MOK NOH: Ruti paung beloh nung. Sekali dengang apit-apit. Mari kita gi.
CAMERA FOLLOWS TO TWO AS THEY WALK TO THE RIGHT.
CUT TO TWO SHOT
MOK NOH: Nok tanya sikit Mek...
SEMEK: Tanya banyok pong buleh Mok Noh!
MOK NOH: Mek gi doh ke Perancis?
SEMEK:Gi doh. Singgoh dua tiga malang je.
MOK NOH: Italy?
SEMEK: Italy dak gi lagi...
MOK NOH:Spain?
SEMEK: Spain, dak rajin gi lagi. Dengar cerita saja..Eh, Mok Noh tanya tanya ni, nok gi ke?
CUT TO C/U MOK NOH SMILING BASHFULLY
MOK NOH:Tanya je...
SEMEK: Haaa..Kerajaang pilih Batik Mok Noh masuk rombongan promosi batik lah ni!
MOK NOH:Dak tau lagi Mek..
SEMEK:Ada rezeki, nye pilihlah tu
MOK NOH:Guane gok negeri Peranchis ning?
SEMEK:Negeri dia luah Mok Noh weh. Luah daripada England, luah daripada Malaysia lagi.
MOK NOH: Cucu ambe kata orang Peranchis ni dak pandai main bola. Makanang dia kita buleh makang ke?
SEMEK: Tu kena tengok lah makanang apa. Di Peranchis ada ramai jugok orang Islam jadi adalah makanang halal.
MOK NOH:Italy pulok, orang dia guane?
SEMEK: Dengo kabonya orang-orang muda dia lawo lawo belaka tapi berahi cubit punggung orang!
MOK NOH:La! Tak kena igap Polis ke?
SEMEK: Polis dia pun cubit jugok!

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